u will like this ^^

OMG!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi! how are you?" Embarrassed, i said "im doing fine" The voice said "So what are you upto?" I said "Just the same as you, sitting here!" From next door, "Can i come over?" Annoyed, i said "Rather busy right now" The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, theres an idiot next door answering all my questions!".